Tag Archives: Mikezilla

Dear Mikezilla, 6/6/14 Edition

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Back by popular demand is my own personal Q&A section, based on one of the newspaper greats Dear Abby, feel free to ask me anything, and if your lucky you will get hit by lightning and I’ll answer your questions, game related or otherwise. You can ask in the comments, on tapped-out.co.uk or even on twitter using my account @supermikeio. As always if your question is chosen you will gain fame for all of time, and some of my infinite wisdom!

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Dear Abby: My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We’re newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there’s really nothing wrong with it. What do you think? —Ed
Dear Ed: It’s O.K. with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she’s frying bacon.

This weeks first question comes from tapped-out.co.uk site member darrenhill760. He asks:

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Well Darren, thanks for the most specific, and detailed laden question I’ve ever received. I mean it’s not like your posing as a scientist or anything. I took his question as a challenge and flew all the way to Norfolk to ask the experts from the Bow Band string company.

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The trip required 70 helicopters to carry me and cost up words of $470 million, but it was all worth it to answer Darren’s vague question. The most common answer is two times the distance from the mid point to the end, but personally I am with the camp that the average length is 14ft, or as I call it floss.

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Next up is a question from my Twitter follower @chuckyc78, who seems like a decent fellow to follow despite his obviously having to much time on his hands.

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Most folks think the answer is so he could afford Lisa’s pony, but the truth is far different. He actually just needed a discount on snacks as you can see on my picture below.

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The final question comes from my landlord, and he asks: Dear Mikezilla, when are you going to pay your rent?

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Thats a great question Percy, and I will pay up as soon as I get my first royalty cheque from my lucrative TSTO blogging career.

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Dear Mikezilla, 5/29/14 Edition

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In this series I will respond to questions from pretty much anyone, asked through the comments section, and my twitter account ( @supermikeio ) or on tapped-out.co.uk in the traditional style of beloved newspaper columnist Dear Abby. You can ask me anything you want game related or otherwise, and I will choose and answer my favourites. The folks whose questions are chosen will not only gain knowledge from my infinite wisdom, but also get a shoutout in my post, and all the fame that comes with it.

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The first question belongs to one of my twitter followers.

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Now I don’t advise following him as he kind of reminds me of a serial killer, and can’t seem to form a proper sentence, but asks a great first question. To me the best character is Hank Scorpio, both from the classic episode “you only move twice” and TSTO. It brings a tear to my eye whenever I see him wielding that flame thrower, or taking out James Bont.

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The next question comes from my waitress today, I believe her name was Helga but for some reason I didn’t notice her name badge.

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Well Helga, it’s taken all day, and I’ve finally figured out my answer to your question for the ages. Yes I would like the soup of the day. If I recall it was cream of whiskey.

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And finally the last question comes all the way from my South African pen pal N’dgoo.

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He writes “Dear Mikezilla, I am slowly starving to death, can you please help me?” Well N’dgoo thanks for that great question but the short answer is no! I already spent the last of my money buying iTunes gift cards waiting for the next “Gil deal”.  Don’t worry though little N’dgoo, I had enough left over for a stamp, so I’m sending you an autographed photo of me!

Well that’s all the time I have for today, but please leave any questions for me in the comments, and I may answer them in the next instalment

Extreme Makeover: Simpsons Edition

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Hey all, with the recent episode tie in update giving Milhouse a makeover with his new skin I thought it was time to look at other famous celebrity makeovers. So as My BFF Ty Pennigton always says: “Move That Bus”

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Here is Cher before and after her Recent new look, it’s amazing that she is still able to reinvent herself after all these years!

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No one has seen the real Miss Piggy in years, turns out it’s because after her surgery she became Tori Spelling.

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Finally in recent news Cover Girl dropped celebrity comedian Ellen Degeneres from their ad campaign, after her recent facelift.

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So there you have it just like celebrities EA can, and has been able to bring new life to TSTO by giving it a little bit of a facelift. Let us know who you would like to see get the next skin and what you think it should be!

Mikezilla Awakens……..

Note from wilki1999: This is mikezilla, his post explains what you need to know about him. If you have any queries, dont hesitate to comment and I will email you, or you can just drop a comment and I’ll answer in the comments.

Hey everybody, Mikezilla here, you may remember me from such things as, tsto topix extra, tapped-out.co.uk, and destroying Japan. I am here to help out the team here at TSTO Fan World for a few weeks, and will try to keep you both entertained and guessing at what I may do next. My posts are usually loosely based on the game which is a switch from what you normally find here, but are always fun. Feel free to leave your comments and ideas on my entries, and if your really lucky and offer me a bribe I might even respond. Happy tapping everyone and I hope to see you around.

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